squeeze the lemon.

pet peeve

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 13:40:44 -0400

Having to ask someone if their package arrived. I sent 14 in the past week and only 4 told me they got them and two of those after I asked.

My mama taught me to say thank you IMMEDIATELY

My kids aren’t going to be able to play with a toy until they say thank you directly to person or write a thank you when they are older.

email I will never send 7

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:09:15 -0400

I can not believe how selfish you are. It is all me me me me with you. Its shameful. There is more to life than you. I wish you were like you used to be, you know nice and caring and sweet and fun to be around.

Sephora: Urban Decay 24/7 Glide-On Eye Pencil: Eyeliner wish...

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:56:05 -0400

Sephora: Urban Decay 24/7 Glide-On Eye Pencil: Eyeliner

wish list item. In aqua and a olive green color.

email I will never send 6

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:25:57 -0400

I am insanely jealous of how thin you are. I have worked and worked my ass off for two years to stay exactly the same and you are just thin. My goal is to be thinner than you. That is the most horrible thing for a girl as smart as me to say/admit but its true. Hence the never send.

emails I will never send 5

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:59:08 -0400

I wish you would communicate more. I feel like you are so fairweather I should just forgets ya and move on.

emails I will never send 4

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:13:43 -0400

You hurt my feelings with your lack of interest in D’s birthday.

emails I will never send 3

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:10:00 -0400

I am so jealous of how cool you are it makes my teef hurt.

emails I will never send 2

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:17:00 -0400

I have enough people in my life that annoy me I don’t need you.

emails I will never send

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:03:43 -0400

I see right through you to the truth. It isn’t very pretty.

Dear X I hate your hair. That is all, *h

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:36:56 -0400

Dear X

I hate your hair.

That is all,

Boss: whats that you got there?

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:03:00 -0400

Boss: whats that you got there?
male employee: coffee coolata
Boss: and you can walk out of dunkin donuts feeling like a man with your blended coffee drink?
male employee: like more of a man than when i leave with a pink strawberry coolata

M·A·C Cosmetics |

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:24:23 -0400

M·A·C Cosmetics |:

They are having a 25% off friends and family sale. I am having a REALLY hard time not ordering stuff.

Go ask your father

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:07:00 -0400

Go ask your father:

The first 5 minutes of this ripped my heart out. I so so know what that boy was going through. I can relate but it wasn’t just my father. Go listen.

lot of crap happened to me last week. I am still digesting it all. I feel strong but I also feel...

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 11:46:46 -0400

lot of crap happened to me last week. I am still digesting it all. I feel strong but I also feel like it all hasn’t really hit me and I may flip out in line at dunkin donuts or something sometime soon.

Le SUPAH sigh. Sometimes you need to say something “out loud” even if you know no one will see it. Modern version of writing that letter you never send.

I am so hungry I could eat my arm. Finally said it outloud and it seems fake. weird.

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:47:43 -0400

I am so hungry I could eat my arm.

Finally said it outloud and it seems fake. weird.

favorite episode EVER

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 11:03:00 -0400

favorite episode EVER

I hate it when you feel like you are waving your arms looking for help and no one notices. People...

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 09:22:13 -0400

I hate it when you feel like you are waving your arms looking for help and no one notices. People too wrapped up in their own lives to bother notice others in need of a hand or shoulder. Bah. Whatever. I know who really cares about me. You know just saying it makes me not want it now. Its mine to deal with, always was. I can’t go through this all again I don’t know if I am strong enough. But at the same time I really want it to happen.

Stick a fork in me I’m done. With: Passive aggressive people Fair weathers Pretending to...

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:33:27 -0400

Stick a fork in me

I’m done.

With: Passive aggressive people Fair weathers Pretending to care Being good Remix Flickr Flippant people(next one who pulls this gets stabbed with said fork) Catloging

I have no reason not to go to the gym today. But I REALLY don’t want to go. Le sigh.

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:40:22 -0400

I have no reason not to go to the gym today. But I REALLY don’t want to go.

Le sigh.

Skipping weight watchers today. Basically because I can’t wait an hour to drink this here...

Wed, 27 May 2009 09:16:21 -0400

Skipping weight watchers today. Basically because I can’t wait an hour to drink this here coffee and if I drink it I won’t want to weigh in. Nasty cycle of life basically.